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Ron McDubfluff
Nick: Dubfluff
Born: March 4th 1946, NH
Died: July 9th 2020, Dublon Island
Age:74 | Gender: Male
Weight: 154kg | Height: 1.54m
Dubfluff is Moneybag's Beloved Godfather, and one which Moneybag was taken care of the most of her life, ever since she was four years old, when her mother died. In around 1976, after the Vietnam War, he became a Pirate in Somalia before he lost his right leg, In said Country, he Encountered Ms. Millendub, and they got married eleven years later, Despite Millendub's unmoody behavior.
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McDubbfluff Jr.
Nick: Dublie
Born: July 18th 1993, FL
Age:29 | Gender: Male
Weight: 143kg | Height: 1.51m
Dublie is Dubfluff's first and most beloved son. He plays the role of chef, just like his mother, Ms. Millendub, since he used to work in Tallahassee throughout his college years. He always keeps his frying pan while asleep to protect himself from the Boogieman. He secretly does have a good taste from fat girls.
He's currently a Manager, having gotten enough money to hire the most top notch of chefs he knows that are not Gordon Ramsay.
Timmy McDubfluff
Nick: Dubtim
Born: January 4th 1996, FL
Age:26 | Gender: Male
Weight: 132kg | Height: 1.79m
Dubtim is Dubfluff's Second son, Yet, The reason Dublie considers Dubtim as a cousin to this day is because Dubfluff himself had told his brother, Dr. Dubdox, to have him take care of Dubtim, so he can avoid wasting his money on more baby stuff, which Dubfluff considers it to be a sort of Family tradition since Dubtonic.
He currently works with Dublie as a fancy host in his Family Restaurant.
Annamill McDubfluff
Nick: Dubanne
Born: December 5th 2000, FL
Age:22 | Gender: Female
Weight: 162kg | Height: 1.71m
Dubanna is the Third and last of Dubfluff's children. She has a simular kind of mood as Ms. Millendub, as she got older. She used to work as a Hooters Waitress in Orlando, before straight up getting fired and apply the exact same job in Dublie's Family Restaurant.
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Funny Fact: She's a big fan of Rock, and her favorite track is Guns n' Roses' "Welcome to the Jungle".
Jane Millendub
Nick: Ms. Millendub
Born: June 3rd 1949, VT
Age:73 | Gender: Female
Weight: 153kg | Height: 1.55m
Ms. Millendub barely had a capability to smile ever since her young years. Despite the lack of happiness, she has a high passion with pirates, and her grumpy mood made her qualified enough to get to Somalia and encounter Dubfluff, where they got married in 1987.
She used to be a cooker, but as she borrowed her frying pan to his son Dublie, she eventually focused more on bakery ever since.
Anthony Dub Tankerfluff
Nick: Captain Dubtonic
Born: June 3rd 1745, Portsmouth
Died: September 2nd 1814, VA
Age:69 | Gender: Male
Weight: 156kg | Height: 1.53m
Dubtonic was Big Tommy's Beloved Cousin from London, the city where they were sent to Prison for theft attempts and escaped to America. Dubtonic had to move north from Massachusets to become a pirate like Dublonia. in his last years, he had to take care of Dublonia's Daughter, Maripossa, after her being Married to Big Tommy and giving Dubtonic the Role of Godfather, just like with Dubfluff and Moneybag.
Talkatoo
Hatched: ~1790's, Brazil
Died: ~1810's, Atlantic Ocean
Gender: Male
Weight: 69kg | Height: 95cm
Talkatoo was Dublonia's first ever flying companion, capable of dodging obstacles at good speeds.
In his early years, it was the kind of bird that NEVER shut up. That possibly kinda pissed off his family.
Unfortunately, he was replaced by Fairydish, and was sent off flying throughout the entire Atlantic ocean, later on getting too old to fly, fall down the water and drown.
Fairydish
Born: ~XVII Centrury, Dublon Island
Gender: Female
Weight: 12kg | Height: 50cm
Fairydish was Dublonia's favorite Flying companion, and the first and also last ever known Fairy princess of the Dish Family. She was born right when the Volcano of her home island was just about to erupt.
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Her magic wand had shrinking, floating and speeding properties, which was the reason Talkatoo, Dublonia's other companion, was thrown off the ship.
Olap Tikoster
Nick: Olap
Born: June 20th 1992, Stockholm
Age:30 | Gender: Male
Weight: 123kg | Height: 1.50m
The Meatball-Lover Olap was one of McDonald's Burger-Makers in Miami alone. However, he just got his job because his parents did the exact same process, which is why he was forced to move to Miami after his college degree.
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He still makes burgers, but at the moment, he's thinking of moving to Dallas. He has tons of friends in there. Some even came from his middle school.
Tony Jacks
Nick: Tony
Born: May 23rd 1993, AL
Age:29 | Gender: Male
Weight: 132kg | Height: 1.55m
Tony is Olap's Bestie, even though they occasionally work on seperate Miami Joints, like many of his teammates lead by Ron Tripike, the McManager.
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He works as a cashier, but before that he had an intern degree on therapy in Mobile.
Leonardo Wikipedio
Nick: Lenny
Born: May 23rd 1996, SC
Age:26 | Gender: Male
Weight: 110kg | Height: 1.35m
Despite his very short height, Lenny does a pretty good job on drive-trhoughs and sorting Burger Ingredients.
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Nobody knows for certain why he has a face like this, but for a guy named Lenny, it kinda looks like he's thirsty for big ladies during his job... God knows what's beyond Lenny's suspiciously funny face.
Nick: Roylig
Born: February 3rd 1991, GA
Age:31 | Gender: Male
Weight: 182kg | Height: 1.75m
Roylig serves French Fries. It's simply his favorite hobby, he does this even in his days off.
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He's also the kind of guy who wishes his descendants to get caught by some certain genetic-bending alien bugs so that they get to turn into huge and kind mammoth elephants that won't last very long because of an ice age.
Roylig Graffle
Nick: Deprot
Born: March 4th 1996, MN
Age:26 | Gender: Male
Weight: 137kg | Height: 1.69m
Deprot may have a small brain, but his comedy is pure Genius, At least when it's done right.
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He works as a replacement Cashier, and even as a waiter.
Deprot Jeltim
Nick: Jani Toor
Born: September 13th 1985, NY
Age:37 | Gender: Male
Weight: 143kg | Height: 1.37m
Jani Toor, as to anybody's guess, is in fact the Janitor of the McDonalds' in all of Miami.
When people see him, they mostly think of somebody else rather more iconic. However, Jani never gamed in his whole life so far. He just chose this outfit simply because he feels like he fits best for his character. Same applies to what people refer as "Hedgehog Broom."
That, or He used to work as a Plumber in Queens.
Johnin' Tega
Nick: Mariza
Last Updated: September 13th 2020
Age:32 | Gender: Female
Weight: 202kg | Height: 1.87m
MRS-T69 is a Robot helper created by Professor Pickricks. It abbreviably stands for Maid Robot Service - Tech.
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She had Four versions throughout her experiences with Pickricks:
T16(1990) was her first version, T27(2000) was her second, and T43(2010) was her third.
This meant T69 is simply her fourth and most recent version.
MRS-T69
Nick: Professor Pickricks
Born: January 23rd 1970, MS
Age:52 | Gender: Male
Weight: 101kg | Height: 1.22m
Professor Pickricks is a scientific genius and creator of his Robot Maid, MRS-T69.
Over his youth, he used to work with his twin brother Cucumbert, before appearing to be missing...
When he's not contributing help from the McDonald's staff, he's researching a whole lot, weather be new ingredients or machinery.
His Favorite food is Pickles.
Pickricks Enmorti
Nick: Ron
Born: July 3rd 1970, Manchester
Age:52 | Gender: Male
Weight: 136kg | Height: 1.52m
Ron Tripike is the Manager of 50 McDonald's Joints in all of Florida alone. He also hosted for his own burger contest just about thirty times in his lifetime.
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For a British guy owning over 50 McDonald's in Florida, people consider him a mad lad for the most part.
Ron Tripike
Nick: Willy K.
Born: August 10th 1976, NM
Age:46 | Gender: Male
Weight: 150kg | Height: 1.50m
Aside from the fact that Willy K. Is the winner of Ron Tripike's Five out of Thirty Burger Contests, And the possible fact that he's married to Floridelly, nothing else is known about him.
Willy Kilogrameter
Nick: Nigel A. Cotto
Born: May 11th 1992, CT
Age:30 | Gender: Male
Weight: 300kg | Height: 1.69m
Nigel A. Cotto is a Muckbang Youtuber. This one only got famous for eating every single types of Takis imaginable.
Compared to Moneybag and Walletina, he's just a teeny tiny bit of a considerable rival in front of them, Yet, he's also not like Moneybag or Walletina, meaning simply that he does suffer a whole lot more diabetes than they do.
Then again, what to expect? Moneybag and Walletina have been eating a whole lot more than Nigel ever did in his whole lifetime.
Nigel Awodi Cotto
Nick: Mark Viddio
Born: July 3rd 1975, Wrocław
Age:47 | Gender: Male
Weight: 101kg | Height: 1.75m
Mark Viddio travelled far and wide for the best Fast Foods and Meals all across his home Country, which at the time, was a Communist Country.
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When the Soviet Union broke apart, he moved from west to east of the Mainline America, and evantually, he became a rather popular food critic, but only because somehow, he's not gaining any weight from it.
He never came back to Poland ever since.
Markus Viddiokami
Nick: Dr. Dubdox
Born: April 22nd 1949, NH
Age:73 | Gender: Male
Weight: 151kg | Height: 1.55m
Dr. Dubdox is Dubfluff's Younger and most caring brother. During his early years, they sure did love playing as Pirates during School's Recess.
He then became a Doctor on his college years. and ever since that very day, Dubdox haven't got to meet Dubfluff, until he got married and his nephew Dublie was born.
He's also a Stand-Up comedian during his free-days.
Doxter McDubfluff
Nick: Joe Peachi
Born: October 13th 1956, GA
Age:66 | Gender: Male
Weight: 275kg | Height: 1.95m
Joe Peachi is a fatass urban farmer alongside his twin brother Jim Currybuff, which is what he was in his youth years.
His hips got larger when Joe won the very first Yearly Burger Eating Contest hosted by Ron Tripike. When Home Alone Premiered, he thought to change his name to "Joe Peachi", based on his favorite actor, Joe Pesci. It's unfortunate he didn't get to see him for real. At least... not yet...
Joe Giorby
Nick: Jim Currybuff
Born: October 13th 1956, GA
Age:66 | Gender: Male
Weight: 265kg | Height: 2.05m
Jim Currybuff is a fatbuff urban farmer alongside his twin brother Joe Peachi, which is what he was in his youth years.
Jim wished to beat Hulk Hogan so badly that he straight up found his own way to gain steroids. It didn't last long, however. He couldn't even beat the weakest of the wrestlers he knew of, so he became the coach of the Middle School Moneybag and Walletina used to go on.
He now owns a sort of "don't sit on furniture" clubhouse that nobody comes.
Jim Giorby
Nick: Floridelly
Born: June 12th 1976, ND
Age:46 | Gender: Female
Weight: 155kg | Height: 1.55m
Floridelly is the News Girl from the Local XYZ GDTM station in Miami, Florida.
She's been brodcasting on Florida for so long that she kept on focusing on daily Florida Man Topics, which as we all know, some are complete madness for it to happen. But hey! That's what Florida's about anyway.
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Also, she's possibly married to Willy K.